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fat blocker 

this is the term commonly used for the guy who is willing to "take one for the team" and hook up with the fat ugly friend that is usually blocking a much hotter and skinnier woman.

fat blockers are usually very non-discriminate and have a lower than average tolerance for alcohol, thus making the fatter ladies appear more attractive.

Every man should have a fat blocking friend.

guy 1: "I need a fat blocker before I make my move. Where did Brian go? He's the best fat blocker in town."

fat blocker by Bill2455 November 14, 2005
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fat privilege 

Opposite to thin privilege, fat privilege is privileges people earn for being obese.

These privileges include but are not limited to: not blacking out when standing up, not having to ask for a box every time when eating at a restaurant, not having to poke holes in belts to make them fit/being able to shop for belts easily, and not as likely to be sexually objectified as intensely as thin people.
amanda, who is thin- “I have been getting stared at by this creepy old man all night, he tried to grope me earlier. I have to have security walk me to my car.”

tiffany, who is fat- “just don’t mind him, you will be fine. He doesn’t care.”

Tiffany does not understand what Amanda is dealing with, because she has fat privilege.
fat privilege by lilpasty November 17, 2019

fat girl rodeo-reversal 

When a fat girl that is 'in the know' pulls a fast one (or fat one, even) on fat girl rodeo players by grabbing the nearest elongated object (cucumber or beer bottle) & anally violating the prankster whilst his fun-loving friends look on in disbelief, disgust, shock & amazement all at the same time.
Hahaha, that fucker didn't think he had 1 coming. I pulled a fat girl rodeo-reversal on him. He's probably going to have ta poop through his peehole for weeks. ONE FOR THE BIG GIRLS

Fat Friends 

The best way to refer to your wife's friends.
I could have gone to the Super Bowl if it weren't for you and your fat friends.
Fat Friends by WackyJoe February 9, 2010

Fat Nigga 

definition of an african american male whom is large in size, and/or is rich
fat nigga: ay yo girl holla at me, you fine as fuck!
girl: truuu
Fat Nigga by richnigga223 February 20, 2017

fat magic 

A male whom poseses "fat magic" is on the heavier side of the scale that the hottest girls can't get enough of.
"She is way too hot for him, he must have fat magic". Examples of famous people or charaters with "fat Magic". Jason at Aqua Beach, King of Queens, Nutty Professor and Janet Jacksom & The fat kid in the Ferrari on the Vonage commercial.
fat magic by Fat Magic October 2, 2006