fire crotch

someone suffering from std's of a nature that cause burning/itching in the crotch area.

I wouldn't mess with that girl if I were you, I heard she's got the fire crotch.

by liztastic March 15, 2009

crotchbender

A woman who takes away a man's will to live by bending his mental penis to the point it is at a 90 degree angle.

Linda sure can be a crotchbender to Mark.

by Katmando August 21, 2006

Crotch music

When someone is listening to their iPod and they hold it between their legs whilst doing something else.

John: Eww, crotch music!
Mark: Aww, come on, I'm reading the map.

by PalindromicAnna September 24, 2007

crotchdust

A revolting affliction in which the elderly leave mysterious particles on the toilet after using it. Causes range from years of soaking in their own filth instead of showering, or sandy vaginas.

Harry always had to wipe down and sanitize the toilet seat before taking a dump, as his 65 year old mother had a severe case of crotchdust.

by Bartina March 14, 2008

crotch fleas

Pubic or crab louse AKA crabs. also know as public lice. they're parasitic insects that infect one's genitals.

Yo, I banged this one chick and she gave me crotch fleas.

My nuts are so itchy from these crotch fleas!

by brownie23 October 16, 2009

crotch dollar

a person who is either just as rude, stubborn, disgusting or crude as the dollar that has come out of a prostitute or stripper's crotch area

Jack wanted to go out and see a movie, but Derrick was being a crotch dollar and decided to stay home with his girlfriend.

by Jew-lissa November 9, 2009

crotchmasking

When one player who jumps with great athleticism, jumps so high his crotch is in the facemask of his opponent. Usually occurs during the sport of football.

"Coach that's not fair, he's jumping so high he's crotchmasking me. Isn't that a penalty or something?"

by Crotchmasking Inventor September 19, 2009