Carnivorous Cooter

The nastiest and worst looking vagina man has ever seen. It looks like it could devour you and could possibly chew through her underwear. Some things are not meant to be seen!!!

The carnivorous cooter on this bitch looked like the killer plant from Little Shop of Horrors, “ feed me, Seymour” scared the shit out of me!

by Bamambalynn May 20, 2025

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Colon Cooter

Rectum?...Damn near destroyedum!

It's not a Bussy, Terrance. It's a Colon Cooter.

by McTobes January 12, 2026

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Snarfle the Cooter

When your dog is so vigorously licking it's privates it makes motorboat sounds in order to breathe.

Man, is your dog snoring or are you letting her snarfle the cooter again?

by Mr. Word-tastic December 4, 2015

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Pooter to Cooter

The sexual act of performing anal sex on a female before switching to vaginal intercourse. This practice is highly unhygienic, but enjoyed by sluts and slappers all over the world. Except for NZ.

Hey fellas! Crissa is so smashed on rum and cokes, she let me go pooter to cooter!!

Alex absolutely refuses to go pooter to cooter, it’s just not classy.

by Seagull_Whisperer October 26, 2017

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Zooted ‘n Cooted

To be extremely high or under the influence of alcohol,opeits, or memes and then to be caught by the infamous “coots” who will then arrest you on the spot and then lock you

“Man I was smoking that good shit and got Zooted ‘n Cooted and now I lost my scholarship”

by CuntyMama December 1, 2017

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