Beachballing 

To micromanage a thing while having none of the requisite skill to micromanage it.

My boss has no idea how to make a commercial but he' s beachballing me with bad ideas about it.

Beachballing by walrus1066 September 20, 2017

Bachira 

A guy who is cute, hot, extremely caring, messes around, helpful, energetic, and the best guy you’ll find, if you ever find a Bachira please do not ever let him go, he is the cutest little bean ever, very rare, he plays soccer very often, and is the best boy throughout bluelock 😛

Bachira:”h-“
Me:”ILY ILY ILY AAAA”

Bachira by IloveBachiraImhisWife September 27, 2020

Beachcat 

A dishevelled endearing character who is often to be found out on the prowl. She’ll be the last one to leave a party and the first to pick up any scraps, whether that’s food/drink related or the opposite sex. Beachcat’s can normally be spotted frequenting licensed premises in the evening or in the early hours of the morning trying to find someone to go home with.

Get that dirty beachcat away from my boyfriend

Beachcat by Pancake_king March 23, 2011

Beachinology 

Beachinology is a science and an art form. It is the study of beaches and shores. In Beachinology, all factors are taken into consideration when deciding on the beach to reach the maximum Beachin experience possible. Classes that provide expertise in the subject matter are available at various Beachin Institutions. The texture and quality of the sand is vital to have proper comfort for the body while Beachin. The temperature of the ocean water(life) should be constantly measured and maintained in an acceptable range for optimal beachin. The tides must also be measured and tide activity should be monitored and updated constantly. Rip tides can interfere with proper beachin techniques and diminish the quality of a Beachin experience. The angle of the sun at every given time must also be known. It is the inalienable right of every beacher to have an optimal Beachin experience.

Guy 1: Yo we beachin today?

Guy 2: Yea but lets check the beachinology reports.

Girl 1: Beachinology, what an art.

Guy 2: Yo it seems like there is rip tide later at Beach 1. Lets hip up Beach 2 .

Guy 1: Yo the sand quality and tides are good at Beach 2.

Girl 2: Yo Beachinology!

Guy 2: YEEEEAAA!!! YEEEEAAAA!!! WE BEACHIN!!! YO BUT THAT BEACHINOLOGY!

Guy 1: Yo I want a degree in Beachinology.

Beachinology by Daytony500fan February 24, 2017

beachell 

A heterosexual Belgian sex act that involves a perpetually hysterical, rubenesque woman and a prototypical American bro who routinely pumps 20 CCs of mediocrity to fuel her unsatisfied disposition.

LYNNETTE just won’t shut her fuckin’ mouth. You better Beachell that bitch.

beachell by RyanBrown September 30, 2018

Bach-head

A stoner who enjoys listening to classical music when high.

"Man, that Concerto for Harpsichord in G Minor is so fucking core. Dig it."
"Dude, you're such a Bach-head."

Bach-head by MrXcitement April 15, 2008

bachsliding 

the act of a married man reverting back to his bachelor ways when his wife is out of town; i.e. forgetting, or blatantly ignoring what his wife has 'taught' him not to do, such as leaving the toilet seat up, etc.

"Dude, did you notice Jay's house at the cookout? The dog was sleeping on the couch, everyone was drinking out of plastic cups, and there were no hand towels in the bathroom. His wife's only been away on business for a week, and he's already seriously bachsliding."

bachsliding by El Cpt. February 9, 2009