fist-width trash-disposal

A sneaky "evasive maneuver" technique for free disposal of your garbage in someone else's dumpster that has a locking-bar on it. Since the lids of the dumpster are usually just flexible plastic, however, you can successfully pry them upwards a few inches in the middle, so if you just use ordinary plastic shopping-sacks for bagging your disposables instead of the larger trash-bags, and only fill each bag with a fairly small amount of trash so that they are only as wide as your fist, you can still cram them into the dumpster.

Practicing fist-width trash-disposal can be a bit tedious/laborious, but it sure beats paying for your own dumpster, plus it eliminates your having to employ the delay/noise-producing strategy of actually removing the dumpster's rear hinge-pin --- and thus risking your getting busted --- just to drop in your bags.

by QuacksO August 7, 2018

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Chinese wide spread

It’s when a Chinese guy shoves a chop stick and a egg roll up someone’s ass then sucks it back out and eats it

Yes! Do that Chinese wide spread right up my ass u horny Chinese man

by Hog wild November 9, 2018

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madison widz

A beautiful girl that is caring and sweet. But can get pissed off easy.

Madison widz is such a caring person

by Sigddibedifne November 24, 2018

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Basketball widow

A basketball widow is a woman whose man is figuratively married to the beautiful game. He can't tear himself away from the box except in extenuating circumstances (not including grabbing a can of beer during breaks)

My friend complains that she's now a basketball widow; once the game is on, her husband has time for no one and nothing else but his TV and his mentor with whom he analyzes each game all season long.

by Miz Pee November 4, 2019

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