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whale queef

When a whale has a loose vagina and let's out a fart--through the vagina
"Whoa...did you see his girlfriend Angel? When she walks and her thighs hit together it sounds like a whale queef"
by Pinkieforest69 June 4, 2017
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Gym Whale

When he/she is an avid gym attender but look like a fat fuck.
Also often wears gymshark clothing.
by Stiff Daddy 66 April 17, 2023
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Whale wank

Whilst sat in the bath, with your collection of named whale toys you pick I winner and stare it in the eyes as you tug your tiny little pecker
Matty was having a whale wank and realised he should stop being such a virgin
by Cbesty91 December 27, 2018
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Whale Call

The absolute best band to ever live, currently consisting of two people. Their music makes you lose control, it's almost a mind fuck..... But not really....
Man : Hey there is this band going on stage next called whale call, have you herd of them?

Obvious Whale call fan : Are you kidding me!? You have never herd of whale call!? Kill yourself!

Man: Sorry!! Are they any good!?

Obvious Whale call fan : *Dramatic state* They are the best band to live......
by Whalecallforlife March 17, 2011
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Whale watcher

A sexy woman who finds big, obese men intriguing
Did you see Meghan flirt with that fat guy?
Oh yeah, she’s a whale watcher.
by Whalewatcher June 17, 2025
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Stair-Whale

An overweight, lazy person who refuses to take the stairs even one floor.
Tommy: Did she just take the elevator from the 1st floor to the 2nd floor?!?!

Gina: Yep, she's a stair-whale.
by Webbsters July 20, 2008
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White whale

It’s when a girl squirts on your face when your going down on her.
kid:Dad my girlfriend came on my face the other day
Dad:Holy shit you achieved the white whale
by big cack42069 February 25, 2021
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