Nate Dogg: "...I like good pussy and I like good trees. Smoke so much weed you wouldn't believe, and I get more ass than a toilet seat."
When Fred got promoted from restroom attendant to bouncer at the club, he started getting more ass than a toilet seat.
When Fred got promoted from restroom attendant to bouncer at the club, he started getting more ass than a toilet seat.
by Nick D May 28, 2006
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Get the Sussy Ohio Rizz Grimace Skibidi Toiletmug. when you stop at a weigh side drunk and hungry you stumble into a pissy stall and find a tasty morsel on the toilet seat that satisfies your hunger
Yo Howard! Yesterday after those jello shots I went to the park shitter and passed out, I came to so hungry that I went to the bathroom to eat the meat off the toilet seat!
by OjibweLdF September 26, 2008
Get the eat the meat off the toilet seatmug. by Soiled Undergarment August 16, 2003
Get the I seem to have done a toilet on the floormug. for a man to to be sexually promiscuous (for the equivalent used of a women look up see more pricks than a dart board)
by The Return Light Joker January 26, 2010
Get the see more ass than a toilet seatmug. THE signature tag line for the early 2020's COVID-19 crisis referencing a similar, but definitely more exiting motto from the 1980's.
WTF!? Who ever said that the corona virus made people shit extra; and there's absolutely no way ANYONE can go through that many shitter-rolls in a 2 week quarantine. I guess, He who dies with the most toilet paper...wins!
by YAWA March 13, 2020
Get the He who dies with the most toilet paper...wins!mug.