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JT Brain

Like Pregnancy Brain or Dementia, you illogically and unrealistically associate anything and Everything with Justin Randle Timberlake aka JT aka the hot man with blue eyes in the woods.
Dad: great game! Heels Next!

Daughter w/JT brain: As in Tennessee? As in JT’s team? Baby blue

Everyone in the group chat: …?????
Daughter w/ JT Brain: Oh North Carolina whoops, I knew it was tar heels and baby blue!
by lovesquared March 19, 2022
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shite for brains

Did you really put a pizza in the oven for 30 minutes without turning the fucking oven? Come on, shite for brains, use common sense!
by what do i care 125 February 9, 2022
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wink-brained

Short for "hoodwink-brained". Someone is wink-brained when they have been so hoodwinked by the lies, deceptions, and exaggerations produced by the 24/7 news cycle and social media that they have an extremely distorted view of reality and the state of the world.
Did you hear Candice ranting about POLITICALLY CHARGED TOPIC? She's totally wink-brained.
by bronobar July 12, 2021
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iron brain

someone who's brain is compromised entirely of iron; someone who is incredibly stupid
Jack: I saw him dive into the waters which were infested with crocodiles.
Ariana: He has an iron brain
by InaudibleJet July 31, 2021
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Juan Brain

its a phrase that you say when someone screws up and you need to call them dumb without saying dumb.
damn it you screwed up, your such a "Juan Brain"
by impostsus May 27, 2021
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Elliott Brain

a person that makes a joke that backfires on them.
yeah you shouldnt joke about death you "Elliott Brain"
by impostsus May 27, 2021
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Brain Drainer

A story that makes your head explode because it could have been over in about five minutes if one or more of the character(s) didn't have an IQ below room temperature.

It can also be caused when a character who is presented as being quite smart does something uncharacteristically stupid, and everything goes downhill from there.
Despite their legendary status, Shakespeare's plays are notorious for being massive brain drainers.

One example is Romeo and Juliet, which could have been over very quickly with no deaths if the two families just communicated with each other.

Another example is Julius Caesar, which would have ended after the death of Caesar if Brutus didn't decide to save Mark Antony because "he can't think for himself," and they didn't want people thinking they were terrorists. Long story short, he eventually found out that was a bad move when Antony suddenly dropped the façade and revealed that he is much more intelligent and independent than he seems.
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 16, 2021
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