Working the taint 

To work between Christmas and New Year, usually 27th to 31st December (Non-Bank Holidays, and Weekends), refers to the bit of skin between your anus and scrotum or vagina, the taint.

I've no annual leave left, looks like I'm working the taint this year.

Working the taint by anonymous December 19, 2022

Painting The Taint 

What do you do for a living? “I paint taints” Or, I cum on taints for a living… for example, a porn star

Painting The Taint - Ejaculating on the taint (the tiny area between the pussy and asshole)

Painting The Taint by Archimedes3000 February 5, 2024

Pseudo Euro taint

A person who is American but often uses Euro and British expressions such as "holiday" instead of vacation or "bin" instead of trash. In extreme cases they will even refer to distances in kilometers rather than feet or miles. In vomit inducing examples, and worthy of a punch to the balls, they will tell you the temperature in Celsius.

Greg how much did you run today? "6.87 kilometers." Get a life you pseudo euro taint!

Pseudo Euro taint by His lordship and mr handsome September 5, 2024

Huffing the taint 

When you are so close to finding an answer but you're not there yet. You are so close to the answer that you can taste it.

On my final guess of today's Wordle, I was missing one letter. I tell ya, I was huffing the taint on that one.

Huffing the taint by the_rat_guzzler September 25, 2025

A complete tagine

Someone who "Asks how to make couscous" so frequently that they are as useful in most scenarios as a North African stew of spiced meat and/or vegetables prepared by slow cooking in a shallow earthenware cooking dish with a tall, conical lid.

"yeah...I'm not a complete tagine"

A complete tagine by Spanner16 November 14, 2025

M De-leanardo Taint Tickler

When you're talking a shit in a New York city dive bar and get your balls/taint bit or tikled by a giant NYC RAT.

I was taking a shit and got "M De-leanardo taint tickler" while taking a dump.

M De-leanardo Taint Tickler by RoyalGun November 22, 2025

The Double Tailed Quarter

The act of shoving a quarter up your rectum, then your partner sucks it out of your rectum. They then swallow it and when ready, you return the favor. Not to be confused with the double tailed peso, where you share a jar of jalapeños first.

My girlfriend wanted to save money, so I suggested we try the double tailed quarter method, she wasn't impressed.

The Double Tailed Quarter by Twinkle abs February 22, 2026