Hurricane Hammer

When she is sitting on your face and pulls her tampon out and hammers it on your forehead.

It was my first night with Emily and she hurricane hammered me.

by Kazrat March 19, 2022

piss hammered

so drunk you pee uncontrollably

Connor was so piss hammered that he pissed all over marissa amor

by Bacrow October 27, 2013

dilon hammer

the best fortnite player

i am dilon hammer you are not dilon hammer so succ

by your boi4456 May 24, 2018

austin hammer

A sex position very similar to doggy-style, but with two they/not them's. Strap-ons are not allowed and if there is no penis involved, too bad.

Mason: Yeah, Todd and I Austin Hammered last night.
Callum: Oh my God, did you like it?
Mason: I mean, sorta, they didn't have a cock so it was kind of just not them grinding on me.

by OMG YOUR COCK IS SO GIRTHY AND September 07, 2021

bush hammer

A tool used to hammer some bush. Usually made of a fleshy substance. Can be found in both erect & flaccid form.

Often a long, hard shaft on which is attached a weighty member of girth.

"There it was staring me in the face; the legendary bush hammer. I feared for my genitals."

by Tracey the Unicorn November 10, 2017

Jewish Hammer

The Jewish Hammer is the pasty, white penis that will pound your girl 2 minutes at a time. Stealing your girl with longevity in the bones and the hair.

The Jewish Hammer is a beast, but I am not into that.

by Pegasus300 November 10, 2020

bloom hammer

when your drunk and giving head

she was so bloom hammered last night!

by iamadictonary February 13, 2011