Speed Desmond

If you're really fast, you're a Speed Desmond.

The term originates from a slight misunderstanding between autocorrect and the phrase 'speed daemon'.

"I'll be there in five 'cause I'm a Speed Desmond!"

by charis September 15, 2013

Speed Media

Speed Media is a format used to convey content very quickly and concisely

"The information about the game was written in speed media, got through it in less than a minute."

by Notime November 27, 2013

Speed Changer

A idiot on the road that is slow when in front of you, but when you try to pass him he immediately speeds up. The reason behind this is they are unable to find a flow of traffic without another to do it for him/her.

I was on the road and tried to pass someone, but this speed changer decided it would be great to speed up and block me.

by Irish potato August 13, 2014

Speedboat

The action of eating a girl out underwater making a ton of bubbles

He Jeff how did your girlfriend react after you speedboated her ?
She loved it she squirted after I was finished

by OGMUDBONE69 February 27, 2015

speedginity

When someone or something has not moved so fast in its life. This first experience of moving fast this person or thing has lost its Speedginity.

We drove so fast I think I lost my speedginity!!!

by KAHHHHHBLIE March 10, 2015

speeder wiener

When some guy does so much speed or coke his penis losses blood flow and shrinks down a lot till they come down.

TM is such a bitch tammy went to fuck him but his dick was only a speeder wiener pencil nub. LMAO lets go tell him its permanent.

by MiSFiT9083 October 17, 2015

speedlee

Speedlee is a word that is used when one can't spell, or when one just wants to say it to confuse people. It's usually used to replace the word "spelling".

Hey Haley!
What, Aaron?
I CAN'T SPEEDLEE *encloses server in giant ball of bedrock*

by HaleyLovesPie April 28, 2016