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2 shits to sunday

The phrase you say when someone asks what, when, where, how, and why something or someone is the way it is, basicly the answer to every question.
My bio mother: why do you hate me

Me: 2 shits to sunday

Person in background: DAMNNNNN!!!
by Unhinged Farris wheel July 7, 2025
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Titty shits

titty shits (n.)
The explosive, uncontrollable diarrhea that occurs immediately after someone aggressively motorboats you during sex, usually because they just chugged half a bottle of cheap rosé and three shots of Fireball on an empty stomach.
"Bro, I was deep in a titty-fuck with this chick from the bar when she suddenly clenched, let out this demonic gurgle, and gave me the wettest, warmest titty shits of my entire life—straight-up turned my chest into a goddamn crime scene while she moaned like nothing happened."
by Xanderbadger February 25, 2026
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Giggle Shits

"I have a serious case of the giggle shits right now"
by Lickerballs March 3, 2026
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shu-shitshoe

a sexual act where your woman hovers her anus over a shoe and shits in it
i like shu-shitshoe
by gerbilkill March 8, 2026
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Lava shits

When your fecial material comes out as a liquid instead of solid, and leaves your anus hole burning so bad that you just wanna cut it off with your pocket knife. This sensation feels like you just dipped your prolapsed ass hole in hot lava. You will soon wish you didn't eat that jalapeno mac and cheese burger about 10 minutes ago.
Gene: holy christ, call the fire department! Carter has the lava shits!
by Dirty Antwan October 29, 2025
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rape shits

The shits you get after a proper, thorough anal rape of the butt
If you don’t get rape shits, it wasn’t really rape
by Bad C dev December 5, 2025
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The Dumbass Scotsman

A person who's idol is Stig of the Dump. He loves to dress like a tramp and loves his Stig of the Dump cologne (Which has a scent of shit in it).
The Dumbass Scotsman normally has either a J or a K in his initials. In some circumstances a mixture of the two can cause serious malfunction of the persons common sense.
by wurly_45678 October 16, 2008
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