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Owen J. Roberts

A high school mostly filled with different groups of white students:

The band geeks- in every AP and honors class that screams out every answer. Have their own little special hallway where they hang out with other band kids. Mostly nice but can get fucking annoying if you keep talking to them.

The emos- wear dark makeup and like to think theyre different from everyone else. Dont talk to anyone but other emo kids. Usually get mad if you do anything that offends them. Mostly antisocials....

The white jock guys- you probably wont get invited to their parties because your not cool enough. They love to wear expensive clothing and always have airpods in. Usually wont like you if you are not a white popular girl. Some are smart and others are dumbasses

The popular girls- you cant really join this group unless you were part of it in middle school.

The druggies- some of the funnier people of the school. Dont give a shit about what other people think of them but they also fail most of their classes. Some are nice but others are just the white jocks trying to prove theyre cool.
Wow... you go to Owen J. Roberts You must be a white asshole!
by Lolhorsegirl August 5, 2019
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Roberta

A person who is very HOT and has the greatest personality EVER!!! Sweet, kind, friendly. Seems to love everyone! Happy most of the time and tries to very faithful to God. Loves children. Roberta's are irresistable and people are drawn to her. Boys fall in love with her instantly. Girls want to be friends with her forever. A girl who puts everyone in front of her and never expects anything in return. Loves anything to do with LOVE, ROMANCE and WEDDINGS.
Roberta is loved by all. If you don't love her, then you're just jealous.
by sundude123 February 4, 2010
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Pat Robertson

Just as bad as Jerry Falwell. Another Christian extreamist who hates everyone who isn't a Christian or a right-wing conservative.
There's Pat Robertson on CBN complaining about how gays are getting rights, again.
by Anonymous August 24, 2003
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Jill Roberts

To be pushed, or purposely fall onto a glass table after going to ridiculous lengths to become famous.
It takes a lot to be famous nowadays.
I'm just gonna Jill Roberts it, one step at a time.
by Theglasstablejillfellon October 13, 2011
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Pat Robertson

One of many of Satan's minions posing as a Christian to spread a belief of hatred and intolerance toward others.
Pat Robertson and his ilk are plotting a mass genocide of all people who do not share their views.
by Jesus November 26, 2003
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Name of the bellboy character in "The Suite Life of Zack and Cody"
He is the from around Peru, has pet chickens in his country, and calls Zack and Cody "little blonde peoples".
He is of hispanic/latino descent.
I wasn't named Esteban Julio Roberto Montoya Dela Rosa Ramirez for nothing!
by sunkistangel May 13, 2012
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Roberto Orci

The Hollywood writer responsible for delivering us some of the shittiest and laziest written movies and tv series in recent years. Utterly incompetent at writing basic narrative structure and coherent dialogue into his scripts.
His credits include such writing gems as "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen" and "Eagle Eye", the utterly retarded turns that "Lost" took in it's later seasons, and of course single handedly destroying the entire "Star Trek" franchise by writing in time travel because he was too lazy to adhere to the cannon. That's two franchises he's destroyed, I wonder what his next target will be!
There's a reason why the majority of his movies are released in the summer, because they are always made of up one dimensional characters, no intelligent dialogue and no character development, but lots of TOTALLY COOL one-liners, explosions, more explosions, hot women, special effects, and explosions.

Because, you know, if your writing a movie with a target demographic of 16 and above, its necessary to also make sure that it could be easily understood and entertaining for 6 year olds. It should basically resemble one long MTV commercial.
Seriously, fuck this guy. If I ever see an ad for another movie that's written by him, I'm not seeing it.
Hi there, I'm Roberto Orci. I'm getting paid millions of dollars a year to dumb down the population of the Western World. (Raises middle finger).
by Beep Beep111 July 18, 2010
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