peanut butter

a brown, sticky substance that you use to smear all over your wife's bed to make her think you shit yourself

smeared peanut butter all over my wife's bed to make her think I shat myself.

by lol poggers man December 19, 2022

Peanuts

A playground game where one bends another's fingers back until it hurts then if they submit, they say "peanuts"

I played peanuts with my mate and now my fingers are broken

by UltimateDoge December 21, 2022

peanut butter brother's

Two gay men eating peanut butter out of each other's ass

Mike was eating peanut butter out of John's ass. Peanut butter brother's

by Slayer of life January 9, 2023

Peanut kisses

The act of giving a woman cunnilingus.

His peanut kisses were out of this world! His womb broom really got me off

by Likkittysplit January 23, 2023

peanut buttery peanut butter

it's gross

groooooosssss is peanut buttery peanut butter

by yayayayayayay!!! February 2, 2023

Peanut butter brain

To be tied, confused l, or in a daze

I'm so tired that I have peanut butter brain.

by Alec Nicks February 14, 2023

peanut butter Nelly

A woman that smears peanut butter on her pussy then makes the family pet like her clean

You know laquanda across the street? Yeah she's a "peanut butter Nelly" everyone says so....

by HyporboreanVrilguy March 12, 2023