Johnny Hardcock

A big ol' weenie

That guy was being really lame, a big Johnny Hardcock

by cubespark December 17, 2020

Pulling a Johnny

The act of Pulling a Johnny is to play something safe.

"There are a dozen guards there. Which is why we're playing this safe instead of pulling a johnny."

by Helenestro April 13, 2017

Johnny

That guy that keeps eating all my fucking sugar

JOHNNY WHY DO YOU KEEP EATING ALL MY FUCKING SUGAR YOU MOTHERFUCKER STOP EATING THE FUCKING SUGAR

by Skylar and Vicky Ledesma 💖 July 26, 2024

guy Johnny

Someone who love being ass fucked by their girlfriend on the daily. Although when in contact with friends will act appalled at the thought.

"Dude did you see how he was walking?" "Yea he's a total guy Johnny"

by Goobler October 28, 2023

Johnny bite

When one offers a taste of food to an acquaintance or friend, and they enjoy far more of the food than the intended offer was

I told Johnny he can taste the food, but he took a Johnny bite and now half my food is gone

by TooterMcGaving February 15, 2023

Johnny boy

A lonely little man who tries to make students laugh but really all they laugh about is the bald spot in the back of his head. He thinks he is smarter than everyone but has the intellectual capacity of a left tescticle. Stupid prick
-Yours truly ÄD

Student: Do you know Johnny boy
AD: yeah that wasteman is some different breed of dickhead

by AD_loose April 14, 2019

johnny can

A dumbass nigger, who calls a Jerry can a “Johnny can”

Aye bro, I was fucking some midget broad, and her car ran out of gas. Had to buy shorty a Johnny can!

by anonymous December 12, 2023