by Theoriginalmik January 10, 2018
by Momma ice July 18, 2021
A women who appears naturally beautiful but you soon realized everything is fake and she starts showing her true self (reference scene from the cinematic masterpiece "I'm Gonna Git You Sucka"). A Hoodwink Ho typically uses more than 5 beauty enhancing products at a time.....hair extensions, false lashes, padded bra, lip filler, botox, etc....
by everythingsalie February 25, 2023
A woman who sells her self for Xanax, usually a single mother with multiple children who frequents the local bar and will often have simple 2 syllable names like Berta.
by beeze to the weeze January 15, 2019
I made a new friend the other day. She was such a pocket ho that we fit into my tiny hybrid smart car and had sex until the sun came up!
by anomuse May 01, 2009
GoofyDumb Ho : is Adjective when talking about your significant other . one who is both goofy and also dumb, and also a Ho.And Not of chinese decent.
yo.. you got one Goofydumb Ho. She's So goofy and dumb the Ho brought easter e99s to a Christmas Party.
by MyKoochie January 30, 2022
When you date a fellow just because it will sound impressive later, not because you have a legitimate interest in him.
by mutterhals May 31, 2011