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Brokeback Mountain

The trademark play of the Dallas Cowboys, but not one used during any football game. Instead, this is a play they run in the locker room after, win or lose that involves the entire team stripping naked, finding a partner and beginning to wrestle each other. The winner of this 1v1 is crowned when they successfully butt fuck their opponent. Round 2 begins on top of the pile of butt fucked bodies and this process is rinsed and repeated until there is a mountain of bodies, with one lone Cowboy on top, balls deep in the peak
Cowboys Fan 1: Ahhh man, we choked in the play-offs again.

Cowboys Fan 2: I know, but at least 'dem boys get to hold their heads high as they head to the locker room for their final play, the Brokeback Mountain.

Cowboys Fan 1: God, what I would give to be at the bottom of that mountain
by anonymous December 17, 2023
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Tamboring Mountain

James- I heard theres fun stuff to do on Tamboring Mountain! Just kidding, no one wants to spend there Saturdays at the park!
by The Honey Wasp July 7, 2011
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poon mountain

by Poon Joyce Mountain April 24, 2023
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mountain biker

a mountain biker who looks hot asf when he’s racing or just going fast. likes to put bros before hoes at all times… especially when he’s out shredding trails
girl 1: wow that mountain biker looks so hot when he’s racing.
girl 2: yeah, it almost makes me wanna date him!
by THEOFFICIALPPMAN July 5, 2021
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Mountain dick

Of walkers or hikers that are constantly on the go, Mountain dick is a disorder that strikes roughly 2-3 hours into a hike.
Balls outsize the male appendage and even a man blessed with length and girth is suddenly struck with a micro penis.
Often caused by intense sweaty balls and gooch sweat.
Often discovered when having an impromptu piss on the rocks.
Look at Bill, he's got mountain dick!

Great, pissed on myself again, I've got severe mountain dick!
by Flatulent_monkeh August 20, 2025
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Poop Mountain

When a party of 2 or more poop in the same toilet without flushing in between use. Ultimately piling up waste.
Dude, I was at the bar last night and walked in on a nasty Poop Mountain. It was awesome.
by DonDictionary February 22, 2025
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Splash Mountain

Splash Mountain:
When you are fucking someone doggy style, pull out, and nut down their butt crack starting from the top.
Right as the nut reaches their booty hole you put your face next to their ass and clap their cheeks together causing a cum explosion similar to that of the ride "Splash Mountain" at the theme park known as "Disneyland".
"Bro Jessica let me go to Splash Mountain last night it was my first time. She even setup the camera for a picture just like the ride at Disneyland. Wanna see it?"
by greatwampa December 10, 2024
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