A special glass condom used when having hardcore homosexual anal intercourse with a goldfish. Usually used with gallons of anal lube. Also known as a Daughtrey.
Hey hand me a jizz balloon, just got a new goldfish and I'm feeling lucky!
Can you spare me a Daughtrey, I left my jizz balloons at home, and I won't get that damn goldfish pregnant again!
Can you spare me a Daughtrey, I left my jizz balloons at home, and I won't get that damn goldfish pregnant again!
by ~Pimp Ninja~ October 19, 2010
Get the Jizz Balloons mug.When a girl gives head to a guy till he cums, she rubs the cum all over his dick, and then puts the penis in a hamburger
Person 1: Dude i love hamburgers
Person 2: Then just make your girl give you a 'Jizz Faced Cow in a Blanket"
Person 1: YES! Thats perfect!
Person 2: Then just make your girl give you a 'Jizz Faced Cow in a Blanket"
Person 1: YES! Thats perfect!
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Get the Jizz knees mug.An emission as a result of the consumption of Taco Bell, Chipotle, or any Mexican food. This type of gratification can be categorized as "orgasmic" and is considered applicable to both sexes, despite the slang identification of it as semen.
Goob (Male) - Oh my word, this burrito is simply delicious! I've seemed to create a mess in my draws!
Booger (Female) - For the love of all that is just! You've definitely experienced a Hot Sauce Jizz! In fact, my burrito is equally scrumptious!
Goob - Have you experienced a Hot Sauce Jizz as well?
Booger - You're correct, my good sir!
Booger (Female) - For the love of all that is just! You've definitely experienced a Hot Sauce Jizz! In fact, my burrito is equally scrumptious!
Goob - Have you experienced a Hot Sauce Jizz as well?
Booger - You're correct, my good sir!
by Nnamdi A. Goob April 17, 2011
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1. see "Zach Schulman"
2. The unfortunate scrap of textile fabric employed by adolescent and post-adolescent men to remove their semen from places in which it is not desired.
3. A real faggot-queer, cock-sucking asshole.
2. The unfortunate scrap of textile fabric employed by adolescent and post-adolescent men to remove their semen from places in which it is not desired.
3. A real faggot-queer, cock-sucking asshole.
1. "Zach Schulman is heinous." or "Zach Schulman ought to be used to wipe up somebody's jizz."
2. "My old jizz rag is so stiff I could use it as a lampshade."
3. "That faggot-queer, cock-sucking asshole is a real jizz rag."
2. "My old jizz rag is so stiff I could use it as a lampshade."
3. "That faggot-queer, cock-sucking asshole is a real jizz rag."
by That one kid February 13, 2003
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