iPhone 6

An overhyped and overpriced piece of cow diarrhea revealed in September by the blokes at Apple.
It includes features such as an HD (760 pixel x-axis) display, 1.4 ghz processor, quad core graphics, a mediocre 8 megapixel camera, TouchID, and a near field communication inductor coil.
Apple claims all features mentioned above are a marvel of engineering and pioneering, however Samsung and Sony released flagships back in 2012 which sported better benchmarks and specifications, for a much less inflated price tag.

Apple Fan Boy: Hey dude, I bought the new IPhone 6 and 6 Plus!
Android Owner: Really? How much did that cost you?
Apple Fan Boy: It was worth your annual grocery and petty expenses!
Android Owner: All right then. What is its pixel density?
Apple Fan Boy: Pixel density of what?
Android Owner: The display! (duh)
Apple Fan Boy: Ooooh Retina HD!
Android Owner: Nooooo I meant pixels per inch!
Apple Fan Boy: Errrrrrr. 760p
Android Owner: (Facepalm) NOOOOO! It is only 326 pixels per inch! Instead of wasting a thousand dollars on that piece of garbage, you could've picked up the Xperia Z for $199 which has a full HD "retina" display, 13 megapixel camera, quad core one and a half gigahertz processor, and faster quad core graphics! God, what sort of mind control is Crapple using?!?

by A340Captain November 7, 2014

ipod

The name iPod refers to a class of portable digital audio players designed and marketed by Apple Computer. (Hewlett-Packard also markets the product under the name Apple iPod + HP.) iPod offers a simple user interface designed around a central scroll wheel. Most iPod models store media on a built-in hard drive, while a lower-end model, iPod shuffle, relies on flash memory. Like most digital audio players, iPod can serve as an external hard drive while connected to a computer

I want an iPod to listen to music.

by shiruken343 June 11, 2006

iPhone

"The jesus phone"

I have an iPhone,bow down before me.

by HumorouslyIgnorant July 27, 2009

ipoder

One who is seldom seen without an Apple Ipod in his/her possesion.

Here comes the 'ipoder' listening to his 10,000 portable cd collection

by dericmacaoidh May 13, 2005

iPun

A joke, or pun based on any Apple product starting with an "i". Particularly the iPod.

iPee'd
iPoo'd
etc, etc, etc...

"Dude, those iPun's SUCK."

by n1mr0n January 10, 2008

IPIHB

I'd Pee In Her Butt

A phrase often shared between males when the female of the species is close-by.

Hey, man. Look at that one right there! IPIHB!

by kaosaur April 1, 2009

iphone 5

the greatest iphone to ever have existed and tops even the new iphones and andriods

guy 1: ew is that an iphone 5?
guy 2: shut the fuck up you communist

by wracnacs September 25, 2018