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Ho Chum

(n) word used to describe the intangible essence or swagger that permeates from confident Men that attracts sexually aggressive Women. This essence or swagger is the equivalent to Chum that a fisherman would use to attract and catch Sharks.

alternate: can also be used when referring to something extraordinary i.e. haircut, shirt, car, hat, etc.
Bill: "So what's up Greg? You got ladies lined up around the block for you tonight!"

Greg: "What can I say bro? The ladies sense my Ho Chum from miles away!"

alternate:
Bill: "Dude, how did you end up bangin both those girls?"

Greg: "Dude, my new car is absolute Ho Chum!!!"
by Big Bill Pympin June 7, 2011
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twinkle ho

A ho that is accessorized with gaudy jewelery and is dressed in sequins and sparkling clothes.
Person A: "Damn. That ho left all her sparkly bling in my room last night."
Person B: "Dude. Fuck that twinkle ho."
by BabyHooker May 23, 2010
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Pocket ho

A small and/or very petite female, usually short, that is a whore; a sexually loose woman.
I made a new friend the other day. She was such a pocket ho that we fit into my tiny hybrid smart car and had sex until the sun came up!
by anomuse May 1, 2009
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sketcha ho

The act of being "sketcha" or "sketch"...typically by a female.

A shady bitchslut.
"Man that young lady over there is flirting with those other men...doesn't she have a boyfriend?"

"YEah, I'M her boyfriend..what a sketcha ho..looks like i'll go back to my other 6 bitches."

"I wanna be a sketcha ho when I grow up!"
by fayefaye July 19, 2005
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ho sherpa

1. someone who guides/warns you about ho's based on his or her own experience.

2. any ho who gives advice on how to deal with other ho's.

3. a ho who reveals the secrets of his/her hoish ways to the unknowing.
Man, that Jill sure is a ho sherpa. Thank god she warned us about those waitresses!
by Hadji Washington December 14, 2008
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Hula Ho

Trademarked name of a Weeding Tool made by Flexrake
Wow, did you see Jose abuse those weeds with that Hula Ho?
by Dupone June 28, 2008
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ho wood

1. the erectile response a male experiances upon being aroused by a prostitute

2. the sign for Hollywood Video in Salem, OR, next to the red robin
1. I got a ho wood at my bachelor party

2. Dude, let's go to ho wood and rent Titanic
by carmen novenchilagasvie February 5, 2009
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