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Floptok

Whatever DDistrict & majster90 said. What more needs to be said?
Mentally retartedt Floptoker: HELP I-
Normal guy: speak normally pls
Mentally retartedt floptoker: You don't understand, you r DaBoyzzzz
Normal guy: No such thing exists. Its made up. No one acknowledges this "DaBoys" existence. You're just delusional.

Retartedt floptokers: Delusional? Wym?
Normal guy: *sighs* ... You're "DELULU"... Understand now??
by Joshua Joestar (MvN) October 7, 2023
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flop glop

Menstrual effluent. Can be used as a noun or a verb.
#1 Don't go down on a chick when she's on her period, or you'll get flop glop all over you.

2# I went down on a chick last night and got flop glopped.
by The Master Shake June 20, 2007
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Floater

1)A large peice of poop which floats at the top of your toilet like an oil tanker.
2)When you hit or throw any type of ball and it stays in the air for a long peeriod of time.
1)I just made a huge floater in your can
2)Wow did you see that floater Vinny threw?
Ya damn that was nice.
by Donkeyman May 12, 2008
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Floater

1. (adj.) One who follows the musical works of The Young Cheefer Pachino

2. (noun) A Joint filled with top notch marijuana
1. Johnson: "Yo' are you a floater?"

Pete: "Hell yeah bro I fucks with Pachino hard."

2. Johnson: "I'm about to roll this floater real quick and blast some Pachino. You wit' it?"

Pete: "You already bro!"
by Pachino fan :) July 9, 2010
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Beer Flop

When you wear flip flops to a party, but someone spills beer on them, making them sticky for the rest of the night.
"Could this night get any worse? I've been walking around for an hour with Beer Flop, and now I have to go walk my drunk friend home!"
by jhersh May 16, 2009
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Whatever floats your waterlogged boat.

Used instead of whatever floats your waterlogged goat, whatever floats your boat, whatever floats your goat, etc etc.
Used by smart people who are trying to prove they're up to date with both science and popular culture. Boats are made so they don't get waterlogged you wannabe college graduates!
Jeorne: Yeah, I wanna kill some australian maps.
Geekni: Whatever floats your waterlogged boat. See what I did there? Coz it's in the water? See? See?
Jeorne: riiiiight...
by come along pond November 26, 2011
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pop 'n flop

Verb. To culminate sexual intercourse by a male by ejaculation internally in the receiving partner's mouth, then slapping the receiving partner's face before the penis becomes flaccid.
"Why are Cindy's cheeks all red?"
"Her b.f. likes to 'pop 'n flop'."
"Why are her cheeks still red?"
"He just popped in to pop 'n flop her 5 minutes ago!"

My bette let's me pop 'n flop so long as I don't Donkey Punch her.

"So janey likes the pop 'n flop?"
"She loves the 'pop,' I like the 'flop!'"
by Billy Beck O'Hannity March 31, 2010
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