dutch cruise

Nothing at all sexual or drug related

I'm about to go to chess club and Dutch cruise.

by QuinQuinQuadQi April 7, 2016

dutch tunnel

The act of farting in bed, holding the covers tight on one side while there is a slight tent or tunnel in front of the nose belonging to your mate.

I told her not to make 5 bean salad for dinner so I rewarded her with a Dutch Tunnel last night.

by M f R April 23, 2016

Dutch on a rug

When you are eating a girl out and she farts.

Last night I was in bed with a girl and smelt something and I think she was going Dutch on a rug.

by Christianlikesrimjobs April 27, 2016

dutch splash

The "Dutch Courage" of the bedroom and THE way to boost self esteem with your partner.

Basically the goal is to make your partner climax before you to encourage yourself in the moment.

Give her a Dutch Splash, then she won't mind when you finish!

by Bent_Laser October 9, 2016

Dutch-Beast

A man who takes lots of farts. It is attractive for the men, and gets them all horny.

Youre a Dutch-Beast!

by SerbianMadafaka May 12, 2016

Dutch sauna

When you poop and don't flush then proceed to have a very steamy shower

Wes had a Dutch sauna the bathroom still smells

by Kylino123 May 19, 2016

dutch present

a present your boyfriend gives you that you can both share but only he will enjoy

" oh how lovely, tickets to see Andy Murray in some blokes tennis tournament ive never heard of. Well you can take your dutch present and go on your own"

by climatejames November 16, 2016