Comet Vomit 

When you're stargazing at night and get hit by vomit from the balcony above

Lizzy: Is it raining?
Philip: Nah mate, Ravy T just gave you a comet vomit

Comet Vomit by Satiated Ice Pick May 10, 2022

Slut Comet 

A slutty person that comes into a new social scene (different school, group of friends, etc.) and burns very brightly. After a solid period of fucking anything with a rounded edge, they completely disappear; leaving suddenly to whore-around somewhere else or abruptly stopping they're skeezy behaviors (burning out-- never to slut again.)

A: Everyone in this house has slept with Alex.
B: Alex, who?
A: Oh, shit. I forgot he transferred like a week ago.
B: Just a slut comet moving to another galaxy
A: Maybe he'll orbit back in like 300 years?

Slut Comet by wadswadswads September 16, 2010

Altruistic Comedy 

When do something funny or leave something humorous where you are not present to witness the laughing of the audience.

Writing on a small piece of paper one of the following:

"Don't slouch"
"You've changed"
"Don't forget"

..and putting in a stranger's pocket when they are not looking.. they leave and you never see them find the note. This is Altruistic comedy... comedy for the benefit of others rather than the gratification of seeing the laughter.

Altruistic Comedy by francoocnarf September 28, 2010

mom comedy 

something that only a mom would think is funny.
usually is something cute not funny.

movie example: Ice Age is a mom comedy because people who have good sense of humor usually wouldnt think it is a comedy but a mom would.

A book with pictures of cats in it that someone added captions that match the cats facial expression perfectly is an example of a mom comedy.

mom comedy by quarilari23 November 16, 2010

handy comeback 

When one shoots their load directly into their mouth so they don't have to get a snack when they're done masturbating.

Tony called me a jizz loving faggot that can't have his twinkies, but the jokes on him because I already had a handy comeback.

handy comeback by CaptHandy July 11, 2014

Caustic Comedy

Caustic Comedy is a particular form or type of humour: comedy that is acerbic, cutting-edged, even cruel or insulting but always amusing, indeed, corrosive and burning as the word ‘Caustic’ itself suggests. Google one of the great names in comedy and the word ‘Caustic’ is likely to be mentioned somewhere in their description.

His caustic comedy is a brand of aggressively caustic humour that targeted everyone from unknown “hockey pucks” to big-name celebrities.

Caustic Comedy by CausticComedy April 18, 2018

Trojans Comet 

When a full condom is thrown and the cum falls out mid air, trailing the condom

I stared as a Trojans Comet flew past me into the garbage.

Trojans Comet by The Green Peen July 20, 2020