When two guys stick their dicks into a Chinese finger trap. The ensuring stimulation makes pre cum leak out edging them but they are unable to cum.
by TopHatPenguin November 29, 2023
Get the Chinese Water Torturemug. A sadistic game perpetrated on a young son by his drunken father. The object is to get the toe-holdee to to say things like you are my master, you are The King and I am your servant. All of these are done under duress since the toe holder is causing extreme pain. Fortunately, after many chances, the lesson was learned. The ultimate victory is when the stubborn teacher of the game will not relent and gets a broken big toe!
Oh no here comes dad, drunk again! I bet he doesn't play the Chinese toe hold game again! Beat that Peckerwood at his own game I did!
by spidergrafx October 2, 2023
Get the Chinese Toe Holdmug. Grace and I had been planning on going to PF Changs for months. When we finally picked a date she ghosted me! Now I'm stuck with Chinese blue balls!
by Bootywatchin June 16, 2017
Get the chinese blue ballsmug. noun, a collection of broken electronics and a other gadgets, intended to be fixed, but rarely actually fixed. A kind of DIY procrastination pile.
-"Did you fix that TV yet?"
-"No, it's still just sitting in the chinese hospital next to my workbench."
-"No, it's still just sitting in the chinese hospital next to my workbench."
by ReluctantMagnet June 12, 2016
Get the chinese hospitalmug. by Kandyman420 June 10, 2016
Get the chinese dirt ballmug. Bro I was pulling so hard and my dick was stuck in the Chinese dick trap. I had to push in to him to get it out.
by IwearRompers July 14, 2022
Get the Chinese Dick Trapmug. Dave: dude you totally Chinese Thunder Cunted that stupid fucking baby
Kurt: thanks it was mind blowing finding out how open minded that baby was
Kurt: thanks it was mind blowing finding out how open minded that baby was
by no head cobain April 25, 2025
Get the Chinese Thunder Cuntmug.