Jerk-the-Shmerk

PULLIN' THE PUG....

not even extended...similar to an inny...not an outty!

YOU:
Hey...I looked up You Porn the other day. It is...actually free!

ME:

Oh, really?

YOU:

I went there the other day to make sure you were right about them charging money........

ME:

DON'T LIE!!! You know you went to that site to JERK-THE-SHMERK!

YOU:

LOL

by jerk-the-shmerk April 23, 2010

Corner jerk

Someone who doesn’t you go by, or in your way

Look at this corner jerk just on the way!

by Kayto sasson March 14, 2021

Ginger Jerk

A soulless handjob. Possibly from a ginger.

Chase thought he had a wet dream but it turns out his roommate was sneaking in and giving him the old ginger jerk while he slept.

by FFBushLeague July 23, 2016

Jerk.

Guys usually named Gavin or Jakob.

Wow, that guy Gavin just made fun of that girls height, he's for sure a jerk.

by zxmarie June 16, 2017

Jerk

Your a asshole

Jerk

by Thispagewasmadeforme November 5, 2020

Jerk a dog

To get money

“I’m bouta go jerk a dog”

by Swn7 March 11, 2023

Pregame jerk

When you know you’re about to smash on some good poon but your also a 2 pump chump, you call for a bathroom break and rub one out to prolong your pipe game

Yo Donte I was bout to tag sum tail but knew I was done for so I called a pregame jerk and was able to hit that shit all night before spreading the sauce.

by Chopperindabag April 29, 2021