Suck the Cum Right Out My Balls

Saying made famous by Scott and his friends around the Chicago/Northwest Indiana area after watching a porno called "Suck the Cum Right Out My Balls," where a man getting his dick sucked, repeatedly asks the women to "suck the cum right out my balls," and she does.

Hey John, why don't we go sledding?
Hey Jorgie, why don't you suck the cum right out my balls?!

Carrie sucked the cum right out my balls!!

by Eric Joseph May 21, 2007

raindrops are fallin on my head

Consists of laying on your back and leaning one's butt against the wall in such a way that your hips are above your head, once in this position the masturbator begins to stroke himself, and when an orgasm was achieved, semen would discharge all over one's face, mimicking the effect of raindrops falling on one's head.

One of John Wayne Gacy's favorite masturbation techniques is the raindrops are fallin on my head.

by PMoney59 December 21, 2010

empty my ballast tank

When said by a woman, to urinate.

I'm gonna go empty my ballast tank.

by K. Isaacson April 21, 2007

idk, my bff barack

What Hillary would say...

Bill Clinton: HILLARY!
Hillary Clinton: w u?
Bill Clinton: your cellphone bill is what's up; all this texting
Hillary Clinton: omg, inbd(!)
Bill Clinton: it IS a big deal- who are you texting 50 times a day?
Hillary Clinton: idk, my bff barack

by omgidkwtfstfu September 10, 2011

still got my looks

What people say when starting a financial recovery. See economic resurgence. It is customary for someone to then ram a steam iron accross the speaker's face and say "Oh yeah?", before engaging in a fight.

Well, at least I've still got my looks.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

My car is slow bai

"my car is slow" is a relative statement. It's true, of course, since the person who used it will have something to compare it with;

Concord at speed or Formula One car driven hard.

by Stanley April 12, 2004

I sold my soul just for this mug

This is one of the many things you could use to buy the urban dictionary mug!
Instead of wasting your hard earned money, you wasted something else instead!

"Bob, why does your mug say you sold your soul for it?"
"Because I sold my soul just for this mug"

by MugManNumber932 October 15, 2020