The Dying Swan

The extraordinary feat of anthropomorphic drama performed by a perfectly healthy teenager desperate to avoid school.

The teenager croaks, whines, whines and may even flutter non-existent wings before collapsing on the nearest couch.
They lie completely limp and keep speaking to a minimum, but may make a soft cooing noise. They do their utmost to show their mother, by means of wincing and gasping, the sheer scale of the physical agony they are bravely enduring. Experienced swans may even manage to squeeze out a tear, or look pale and vomit on demand.

Me: Is Katherine going in today?
Mum: No. She's very ill. Very ill indeed. She's got a very high temperature and looks just awful.
Me: What?! It's just the dying swan act! I saw her put the thermometer in the microwave when you went to get dressed!

The Dying Swan by Macnoonan January 30, 2009

bro in the dark

A bro who’s never tan, and is so white that he looks like he could glow in the dark.

“Justin needs to take his shirt off and get a tan—if he doesn’t he’ll bro in the dark.”

bro in the dark by sebastian crucial December 7, 2006

The Drop 

When the music drops, the beat starts kicking in, the song hits the point when it can shoot a shiver down your spine

Go to youtube, type in bonkers dizzee rascal doorly dubstep remix, select the first video that appears, fast foward to 1:34 and that my friend is the drop

The Drop by Dubaholic December 25, 2009

The Darkness 

A videogame that was developed by Starbreeze Studios. The game is based on the comic books, also known as The Darkness. The game is about Jackie Estacado, a mafia hitman who is granted demonic powers on his 21st birthday. Jackie must fight his way to his Uncle Paulie, a mafia don who wants to kill him for disobeying his orders, and also to avenge the murder of his girlfriend Jenny. On the way, he is confronted by the demonic powers that have manifested his body. He is eventually able to control the powers and eventually hunts down his Uncle Paulie, but loses control of the powers after killing his Uncle Paulie and his men mercilessly.

The Darkness is actually a pretty fun game but recieved average reviews

The Darkness by Jack of Clubs August 21, 2008

First catch of the day 

The first pee in the morning. The first morning urine.

Pathologist: When was the last time you went to the toilet?
Me: At 6:00 this morning.
Pathologist: Your doctor ordered a urine test. Didn't he tell you not to empty your bladder for 2 hours prior to the test?
Me: Hmm I think he did ... but I forgot.
Pathologist: You can wait for another hour to empty your bladder or you can come back tomorrow morning?
Me: I'll come back tomorrow
Pathologist: We're open at 7:00 a.m. "First catch of the day" is always the best.... so take this vial home to use and just put it in the fridge if you can't come in straight away to drop it off.

First catch of the day by Bebang March 26, 2011

Pass the Dutch 

A "dutch" in this context, is a spliff, or hand rolled marijuana cigarette. The phase is used when requesting that a comrade lend you his for a sample toke.

(Thanks, Missy Elliot!)

Cmon, pass the dutch baby!

Pass the Dutch by Gordon October 3, 2003

The Distillers

Exelent Punk band whos feminst and angst filled lyrics make the sole change colour!

The distillers concer in leeds was f**king amazing!

The Distillers by revenant April 23, 2004