Spermmy

When a hotdog is deliciously filled with condiments

That is a very spermmy glizzy.

by Big meaty al November 13, 2020

sperm spit sack

someone who sucks so much >:(

thinks theyre deep
ruins the mood
thinks theyre mature for their age
has a bad meme page
denys being a femboy

very ugly

dead mom

sam/ john/ jason : “ok alicia/estrella :|”
us : “ok sperm spit sack :|”

by sperm spit sack October 7, 2020

Sperm spit sack

Very ugly, thinks they're mature for their age, is a man, denies being a femboy, moms dead, usually owns a meme page or memes are trash, reuses the same memes daily, very ugly, has a 1000+ followers but gets 80 likes, ex-girlfriend says the nword (isn't black), uses sad qoutes un-ironically, a catfish, fucks their car, has bad music taste, either nasty hair or is bald (probably has lice) no wrists, car smells like pine trees, asks for hugs on your birthday, ugly is contagious, claims to be very depressed, posts the same picture on their feed, is either rewlly fat or too scrawny, disables comments and untagged themselves from posts, probably homophobic but is in the closet, very ugly

Sam/jason/john/jim: ok alicia/estrella

Alicia/estrella: okay sperm spit sack

by anonymous October 7, 2020

Sperm Cage

When you seek out a man with the sole intent of getting impregnated. Especially so if the man is very successful, e.g. pro athlete, movie star, musician etc.

Man 1: Staci got on that first round draft pick without missing a beat!

Man 2: Staci got him in that Sperm Cage.

Man 1: Good thing he got that signing bonus.

by TheRuminator November 26, 2020

Sperm Whale

When you are masturbating and you ejaculate and it goes out your sun roof and into another car.

Yo bro did you see that accident on the highway

Yeah it was caused by a sperm whale

by BumpyPeePeeMan December 4, 2020

Sperm Rolling

A term used for the rolling of sperm, but no one knows how to do such a thing, so people just say it for fun, when it means To roll a mothertrucken rolling pin on ones nut sacks. VICIOUSLY!

"man that's some nasty ass Sperm Rolling"
"nah bro I'm relaxed"

by 7Yes7 January 2, 2021

Sperm Whale

When one gets a girl pregnant and 7 months later, once she is well into the third trimester, that same individual has sex with the same girl, pulls out and spaffs on her pregnant belly and then says "hey look, a sperm whale".

He turned to her and asked if he could make her a sperm whale.

by Pregosaurus13 January 2, 2021