houdini egg salad 

Houdini Egg Salad is a saying from the Midwest. This phrase stems from a situation in which a male and female fornicating are interrupted by a person(usually another male), who is hiding in the closet. This closet dweller pounces out of the closet, just before the other male is about to "hoagie slap" said female, and the sexing couple is doused with a combination of mustard, mayonnaise, and, of course, hard boiled eggs.

"Did you hear Cory got Houdini Egg Saladed last Thursday?"
"Yeah, I heard Steve used a gallon of Hellman's."

houdini egg salad by donthatemecuzuaintme October 18, 2012

Potato salad 

used as a derogatory term, calling someone/something Potato salad is used to deem something as bland, boring, or simply plain. It can also mean something is useless, has no purpose, extraordinarily unnecessary. In black culture, its instinctively known that white people have yet to master the art of potato salad making. Soupy consistencies, little to no seasoning, and containing useless ingredients such as peas or raisins.

Kegen: So sierra, How does it make you feel knowing that you lost?

Sierra: Kegen! Youre such a- such a- such a POTATO SALAD!!!

Potato salad by Filet Migeeeeoooowwwwnnnn July 13, 2018

grape salad

When a women shoots grapes out of her asshole and vagina, simultaneously, into a bowl, while shes in a car or airplane.

Gee Sally, that grape salad you did last week was pretty raunchy, i can still smell it in my car!

grape salad by Brooke and Jessa Inc June 17, 2008

tuna salad 

(n) 1. an orgy
2. sexual intercourse with multiple female partners

Synonym: chicken salad (Jessica Simpson only)

A tuna salad is a great way to liven up your next company picnic.

tuna salad by BeardedFatass January 12, 2004

poop salad 

cracking an egg on top of a chick's ass crack, waiting until the yoke eclipses the asshole, then poking threw it to start ass fucking

If you want to ass fuck that bitch, but don't have the k-y just give her a poop salad

poop salad by ToKewl4U October 15, 2010

Southwest Chicken Salad 

When you cum in a girls ass too much and it pools up between her cheeks, like salad dressing.

Man im tired, just finished making a southwest chicken salad

Southwest Chicken Salad by JHs JH May 10, 2007

tossed salad surgery 

Getting a rim job from an Emerson Lake and Palmer fan. (any prog rocker will suffice)

As I was listening to Karn Evil #9, i turned around to find somebody giving me a tossed salad surgery.

tossed salad surgery by Lord Mike March 18, 2004