Number 30

Number 30

When your sick in your partners face and he eats it whilst your getting the massive strap on out ready to split his arse right open and lick the blood that’s dripping from there. Whilst that is happening ur pet rabbit starts eating your mrs out chewing on her gammon hangers, whilst she is screaming in ecstasy she squirts in the rabbits face and drowns the poor bugger. Then comes the pet dog who grabs the rabbit and starts eating it whilst the Mrs is still fucking the man with strap on. When they can’t take any more she takes the strap on off and makes the boyfriend lick the shit and blood all off.

Hey georgie why has dave got shit and blood all over his face. It’s ok hayl he just did a number 30 and unfortunately we haven’t got a rabbit anymore

by Royston J July 12, 2025

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by Wild Destroyer August 4, 2025

Number 3

A flatulence walk. Taking a solo walk outside or to the washroom to expel gas to prevent nauseating your fellow office coworkers, causing a disturbance or clearing out the office entirely. For flatulance in populated areas, see crop dusting.

Hey, where did you disappear to? I was just taking a number 3 outside and got some sun and fresh air at the same time!

by Arm4c August 8, 2025

Number 3

When you shit out water while shitting out hard lumps of dookie while pissing all at the same time.

Anybody who eats Taco Bell: oh shit, I gotta take a Number 3.

Me: they go up to 3 now?

by Jynx1337 September 2, 2025

number 3

rocket engine shit, jet stream piss, projectile vomit. basically it.

kid: i gotta go!!!
mom: which one? 1, 2-
kid: number three!!!
mom: there's no thing such as a number thre-
kid: *does a number 3 infront of the mom*

by morting September 5, 2025

Number

Dawg, as long as the checks don't ever bounce I don't care. You're like one of those fucks at the gas station who don't understand how pre-paying for gas works. I don't know how much gas you car takes.

Hym "Just pick a fucking number that resembles the amount you usually pay based on what level you tank is at and whatever your don't pump will go back on to your card."

by Hym Iam September 11, 2025

Numeracy Hubs

Where school libraries in both elementary and middle schools, working with local partners, try to tackle numeracy issues in lower-income communities nationwide, where low levels of numeracy (and literacy) are impacting on people’s lives.

Civic groups in red-pilled states want oft-morally corrupt lawmakers to persuade businesses to fund more numeracy hubs to reduce the high rate of poverty among nonwhite families.

by Numerati September 28, 2025