Have your girl put on a glove (latex, rubber, oven mitt...whatever you have around). The girl will shove her hand up your ass with the glove on. Pull out glove covered in shit. Have the girl jerk you off with the shitty glove. Blow your load in the girls nose. The girl snorts the cumshot up her nose and spits it out onto the glove. Slap the girl with the glove and shout "poopy glove love!"
by Super Duper Tim February 16, 2008
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but want to use a code word.
so they use mittens!
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but want to use a code word.
so they use mittens!
by shlambam. January 24, 2009
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A perjorative term for regulation boxing gloves, especially in the context of bare-knuckle pugilism.
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i am mooty!
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i am mooty!
by [squin] January 24, 2004
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Get the 7 minutes in heaven eren mug.Doesn't always exist! Women If he only last a minute it's your fault. Coming from a woman that knows. Ask your self these questions!
1) What do you do to set the mood?
Men are always ready!
2) Do you call him out i.e. tell him he's a minute man?
Creates tensity!
3) Do you show him that it means an act of passion?
Very important for a healthy relationship.
4) Were you drunk, high, or both?
Inebriation causes P. E.
5) Do yo massage him lovingly first?
Very important:)
6) Do you help him squeeze method his member?
It works:)
7) Do you take the time to stop and switch up or rush him?
It works:)
8) Do you use protection protocol i.e. condom
Gurl don't get an s.t.d. if you don't know the man.
Lady's if the man still has a problem after you treat him to these list of woman priority's in a relationship and he still has a problem. Dude's just slack and needs to seek a professional.
Men are always ready!
2) Do you call him out i.e. tell him he's a minute man?
Creates tensity!
3) Do you show him that it means an act of passion?
Very important for a healthy relationship.
4) Were you drunk, high, or both?
Inebriation causes P. E.
5) Do yo massage him lovingly first?
Very important:)
6) Do you help him squeeze method his member?
It works:)
7) Do you take the time to stop and switch up or rush him?
It works:)
8) Do you use protection protocol i.e. condom
Gurl don't get an s.t.d. if you don't know the man.
Lady's if the man still has a problem after you treat him to these list of woman priority's in a relationship and he still has a problem. Dude's just slack and needs to seek a professional.
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