The dump n jump is employed when you are low on time and still need to poop and shower. It’s when you turn on the shower to get warm and in the time it takes to warm, you take a dump. Immediately when the dump is done you “jump” directly into the shower without wiping.
Friend:”Hey where are you? The party starts in five minutes.”
You: “But I still have to shit AND shower”
Friend:”just use the dump n jump”
You: “But I still have to shit AND shower”
Friend:”just use the dump n jump”
by Juan Cena 21 September 25, 2019
Get the Dump n jumpmug. An incredibly blatant and obvious form of cheating that anyone can do, but most refuse to do so, often because of an unspoken gentleman's agreement. Anyone who does it is frowned upon and often targeted and insulted.
Pie Jumping is named for a technique in the Roblox game Plates of Fate where a player uses the pie tool to maneuver around the game and utterly invalidate the bottomless pit. It is almost universally considered a form of cheating among players, yet the developers refuse to do anything about it.
by Ubeenbamboozledson June 17, 2023
Get the Pie Jumpingmug. by K DENISHON May 10, 2018
Get the jumpmug. 
A female in a group or in a pair, that's not attractive. The one no one wants. But since she's not attractive and doesn't get the same attention as her hotter friends she gets jealous and turns into a cock block.
"I was hangin out with a buddy and took one for the team, jumped on the grenade to divert her attention."
by CaptainAmerica0329 September 25, 2013
Get the jumped on the grenademug. When a prolific writer gets computer elbow, often referred to as tennis elbow, and then it happens in the other elbow. This sometimes chronic condition receives its name from the rock star Bon Jovi because the elbows are the fringe of the body and like Bon Jovi in a fringe jacket, 'bow pain can jump and have you Livin' on a Prayer.
Damn, my right tennis elbow was hurt so bad but now my left one is killing me. Must've been a Jon Bon Bow Jump!
by CousinofCalliope January 23, 2019
Get the Jon Bon Bow Jumpmug. The coolest shit you have ever seen, dude straight up does a squat then does a backflip followed by a moonwalk and a shot
Holy shit, Fred is about to do a backwards jump-squat, this is going to be fucking hilarious when he messes up!
by devnoseestaco March 22, 2021
Get the backwards jump-squatmug.