toe in the ass

Term used for the consequence of an action that is not desired or frowned upon

If you don't straighten up, you're going to get a toe in the ass

by Alnomo May 15, 2016

ass rasp

a particularly rough turd. one that causes pain to the anal region, causing pain and often some bleeding.

I shouldnt have eaten that popcorn last night. I laid a serious ass rasp this morning. Now my ass is wordtoe up/word.

by Action Squirrel April 4, 2003

Ass Sap

During a never-ending wipe after pooping, the amber colored mixture of the remaining poop plus blood caused by the friction of repeated wipes.

I had to switch to wet wipes, my Ass Sap was getting really bad after chafing from the cheap toilet paper.

by chengler October 9, 2016

Zombie Ass

A dirty, stank asshole that smells like a dead carcass.

I was railing her from behind but the wafts of air coming from her zombie ass made me gag.

I got a bit of a zombie ass going on. I need to freshen.

by Dick Onchin October 15, 2020

Ass Puke

Shit.

Alright, now who's the cocksucker who had a diarrhea attack and left their ass puke all over the toilet seat?

by cantbetheking July 22, 2014

ass-erific

An original way to say that something was shithouse.

My week has been ass-erific

by Smackey September 22, 2004

ass-raider

A homosexual man.

Example one:
Olivia: "Stop stairing at my boyrfriends butt, Brian! Seriously, you are such a fucking ass-raider."

Example two:
Jake: "Justin, you dont want to sit too close to Adam, you know."
Justin: "Why?"
Jake: "You know that he is gay, right?"
Justin: "What, he is a fucking ass-raider!?"

by ass-raider October 19, 2020