Doakes Dumpy

A dumpy so massive it can be compared to Doakes' from Dexter

Damn boy, you got a Doakes Dumpy back there.

by Tummytickler22 September 17, 2025

Doakesing

The act of aggressively suspecting someone of doing shady or secretive stuff — even when you can’t prove it yet — and then being totally right about it.

Doakesing (verb)

Pronunciation: /ˈdoʊksɪŋ/

Origin: From James Doakes (Dexter TV series).

Stop doakesing me, man! I swear I didn’t do anything!

He kept doakesing her for weeks, and yeah… she really was hiding something.

by THE_NIGHTMVRE October 25, 2025

Date

The term that a prostitute uses when meeting a client for an sexual appointment.

Are you wanting to do a date? I charge 200 for 15 min.

by Raineedaeez November 26, 2025

Dategagement

A Dategagement is defined as a mix of dating and an engagement, having aspects of both. Both people have agreed to date in the coming future but are yet to officially ask each other out, therefore making their current relationship status a "dategagement". A dategagement has much more meaning than a situationship, as you both have agreed to commit to each other, but just want the moment you guys make it official to be special instead of something like a corny late-night text.

I got into a dategagement last night with the girl I was seeing

by Sohumble November 27, 2025

plum date

a secret prom date, like you may be pretending to be going with someone for their sake, but your secretly going with a more gorgus personnn.

'aww my plum dates well phit'

by johnny monk November 5, 2006

sevens date sevens

The theory that two people should only date if they are equally as attractive on a scale from 1-10.

Chris is a 4 and Kylie is a 8. Sevens date sevens- it'll never work out.

by erroronthepage September 7, 2007

network date

a date based entirely off of information about you given on your social networking profile. usually a technique used by creeps to get into a girls pants.

girl #1: hey, how did your date go last night?

girl #2: oh, it was alright, except all we did were things i said i liked to do in my "about me.." & the only music we listened to in his car were bands i listed in my music section, also strangely, he told me all his favorite movies as if he were listing them off my movies section..

girl #1: oh, so basically it was a network date..

girl #2: yeah, i don't think i'm going out with him again.

by nospaceshipsgo September 3, 2009