Sohumble's definitions

Dategagement

A Dategagement is defined as a mix of dating and an engagement, having aspects of both. Both people have agreed to date in the coming future but are yet to officially ask each other out, therefore making their current relationship status a "dategagement". A dategagement has much more meaning than a situationship, as you both have agreed to commit to each other, but just want the moment you guys make it official to be special instead of something like a corny late-night text.

I got into a dategagement last night with the girl I was seeing

by Sohumble November 27, 2025

Logisticaly

Logisticaly is a word used by only the most intelligent human minds. It refers to Logic and the use of higher-order thinking, BUT it's swagger. Only the most epically cool people use it logistically.

Logisticaly speaking he's the coolest guy ever.
Logisticaly speaking she's the hottest girl I've ever seen.
Logisticaly speaking that dog is crazy cute.

by Sohumble December 9, 2023