When a man attempts to dry out his moist grundle by blasting Gold Bonds medicated power into his humid pouch. The caked humidity is far often too great usually resulting in the thick crotch waffle falling out his short or pant leg.
John used too much Gold Bonds...While going for a lay-up, a crotch waffle rolled out on to the court
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Nickname for Syracuse, located in Central New York, otherwise known as "the crotch of New York State". Location of Syracuse University, home of the Orangemen.
An extremely large number of students at Syracuse are from Long Island and New Jersey.
An extremely large number of students at Syracuse are from Long Island and New Jersey.
Sasha: "Where do you go to school"
Bree: "SU"
Sasha: "Where's that?"
Bree: "In Syra-crotch"
Other Example:
Brett: Dude, where you from?
Dave: Utica...the mecca of all civilization. You?
Brett: Syra-crotch
Bree: "SU"
Sasha: "Where's that?"
Bree: "In Syra-crotch"
Other Example:
Brett: Dude, where you from?
Dave: Utica...the mecca of all civilization. You?
Brett: Syra-crotch
by IAM4SU July 8, 2005
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1. A singular word for Crotch Puppies. Small insects that dwell in the pubic region of animals. Usually spread via intercourse but also by toilet seat.
2. A douche bag, idiot, or retarded child.
2. A douche bag, idiot, or retarded child.
by Nate VerHeek February 17, 2007
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Nathan: Man, that dude never looks me in the eye when he talks to me!
Keith: Well, thats because he is on crotch watch
Keith: Well, thats because he is on crotch watch
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