3 definitions by haha!

When a female is on her period, and she farts. A gush of blood comes out of the vagina, causing a tsunami.
My fart was so intense i blarted.
by haha! March 1, 2005
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A funny ass dude who loves to be mean to others and lie a lot!
That Ruben is not cool!
by haha! December 23, 2004
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exactly wut it says up there...see Tom Kelly
Tom Kelly has a jungle crotch
by haha! January 24, 2005
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