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rapist clown 

A clown that lives in the sewers and takes children into its dark dungeons ties them to the coffee table and then pulls his yoni out and has loads of fun with children and other rapist clowns from the circus can come with free of charge and watch with popcorn sprinkled with child sperms. We interviewed a specialist and they said this, "Better than Netflix,"
theres a rapist clown in my house.

Punch the clown upside down 

When you masturbate upside down so when you finish you give yourself a facial.
You never wanna punch the clown upside down.
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Ass Clown 

Having the characteristics of a classic bastard child, usually male. Often is a bastard child. Lack of father figure and discipline along with spoiling by female birth unit, creates common character traits such as:

- Starts conversions with people who resent him, yet he continues, enjoying himself the entire time.
- Uses people's valuable time with out permission.
- Thinks "no" means yes.
- Conceived through sin or badly mistaken choice of sperm donor, and mother failed to get an abortion.
- Lives in permanent narcissistic fantasy world that no amount of talking or punishment can change.
- Thinks he knows better then others even after non-stop life failures.
- Does just enough to get by, which usually involves living off others.
That ass clown lived off me for a year, and never paid rent.
Ass Clown by CalisDead May 4, 2009

Insane Clown Posse 

A couple of talentless retards who 'rap' about unnecessarily violent and disturbing things. Personally, I think they should be shut down because they fucking suck ass and probably have the IQ of a homeless mentally ill crackhead black man. Their followers, 'juggalos and juggalettes', are incredibly annoying because all they do is run their giant retard mouths about how they'll fuck anyone up who messes with their 'family.' They are typically overweight suburbanites who pretend to be tough and hardcore.
Actual sample of Insane Clown Posse lyrics:

"yeah, maybe I can stand a little Conway Twitty while I'm sucking on redneck titty."

-the lyrical masterpeice, "Redneck Hoe"

ass clown 

an unmitigated fool or jerk; a sad sack; a tool or goof.
Let's face it, the guy's an ass clown!
ass clown by weave March 19, 2003

porn clown 

A person, usually female, who has had a large amount of plastic surgery or other body modifications specifically for a job in the adult entertainment industry.
Barbara got a DD boob job, bleached her asshole, got her clit pierced and injected botulism toxin into her forehead, turning her into the prototypical porn clown. She is the epitome of the modern empowered woman.
porn clown by Clyde Greentree April 6, 2010

Ass Clown 

Another term for jackass. Someone that is weird and mentally jacked up.
Jesse- "He is an insane ass clown dead-eyed killer."
Ass Clown by em2020 September 8, 2014