Bed talk

Two dudes talking while leaning against a truck bed, or while sitting on tailgate.

"How many beer cans do you think will fit in here?" "That's some bed talk bruh"

by Mega D 5000 May 18, 2022

Carolina Tanning Bed

Also known as a Kansas Backburner, it is an sexual position where two or more partners (of any sexuality) make fierce love on a bed of ants causing their skin to appear red and dark as if they recently came out of a tanning bed.

“You and Stacy still hanging out”
“No way, man. She wanted to do a Carolina Tanning Bed. I can’t handle that many ant bites”

by JackieChanIsAHero June 3, 2020

bed

a bed is a place where a woman and a man go to make babies

man: hmm, i want a child! (as if, but its a scenerio)
woman: me too!
man: lets take it to the bed!!

by wet_noodles June 15, 2021

Buffet in bed

Your typical 600 pound fat person who forces there family to make them a buffet while in bed.(or bed ritten)

Jonny brought his mom a Buffet in bed

by funny jokes July 10, 2020

Go to bed about it

Response when someone’s either acting like a child complaining about their life; or when someone is being overly dramatic about a minor inconvenience. Telling them they are acting like a child needing a nap, and no one really cares about the problem.

He complained to his coworker; I went bed an hour early just to wake up and hour early!

Go to bed about it… doesn’t sound like there’s even a problem there bud.

by Darc0n7 August 16, 2025

in bed

when your mom tells you to get in bed and you really just play xbox till 5am

get in bed johnny, you've got school tomorrow!

by HyweII November 25, 2018

Go to bed

It’s past Tatum kerstings bed time

Tatum needs to go to bed

by Hahdjdudjsnnd July 12, 2021