One who engages in anal sex for the purpose of squashing bits of fecal matter with the penis. Note: The recipient should not wipe for several days before engaging in this activity.
by Aaron Cooper June 1, 2005
Get the bean smasher mug.The bean theory is the idea that the chrome bean sculpture in Chicago was built by an unknown artist but when he was finished he was trapped in the bean by locals because he was a tourist. The only way to save him is to take his place. All you have to do is find the secret door to get in. Or use a hammer.
Sturgis: hey man what are you learning about in your black history class.
Katrina: you know, the basics like the bean theory and slavery and stuff.
Katrina: you know, the basics like the bean theory and slavery and stuff.
by LuckyJester March 19, 2010
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P3: “ooor, a cute person who likes cats and is unusually short?”
P1: “Ahhhh I see, well, she’s a solid 10/10.”
P2: “Sad bean? Don’t you mean suicidal teen who hates life but doesn’t consider it bad enough to kill themselves?”
P3: “ooor, a cute person who likes cats and is unusually short?”
P1: “Ahhhh I see, well, she’s a solid 10/10.”
by horror-bish October 1, 2018
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by J.M.B. January 12, 2008
Get the Eat the Bean mug.Hey look at that kids bean head, i bet you if i punched him in the head hard enough, chillie would fly everywhere
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by Baloon Knot Bill December 19, 2006
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