Bed

1. What you sleep on.
2. What your daughter/son has been sexing on.
3. Where you find most cum.

Definition 1: "Man, I really like that bed,"
Definition 2: "Hunny, you hear that noise," Mother said, future grandma. "Yes," Father replied. "He is just in bed."
Definition 3: "Ew, did you see that bed?"

by Fuk U kawa February 22, 2019

Bed

A bed is a furniture with pillows and pillows

People sleep in a bed at night

by avery_quinlan15 November 22, 2024

bed

When you fuck your daddy to hard and he starts to cum and wont stop and then you die beacuse your cock is to big

Bed was fun last night i loved to stick my cock up your ass lassnight.

by Natthecoolperson November 22, 2021

Bed

*you cannot rest here, there are monsters nearby*

*sleep deprived* “Where are dem mobs, I just wanna sleep in my bed”

by Count Hellsing February 18, 2021

Bed

Slep

Sleppy bed

by IKEA IS LIFE March 09, 2024

bed

have sex with.

"I am quite picky when it comes to bedding someone"

by Arminkshipper August 08, 2024

bed

a bed is a place where 2 people whoo love each other get to express their love.

person 1: hey, i really love you
person 2: i really love you too!!
person 1 lets take this to the bed..

by wet_noodles June 16, 2021