rusty twister

The rusty twister is when a mans penis is in a girls ass and then she proceeds to take laxatives and spins on the mans wanker while shitting. Usually done by people like Hillary Clinton

Dude did you hear the Jon got a rusty twister last night?

by Cocoforlife November 23, 2016

swapping toasters

the act of four people, two groups of partners, performing anal before climaxing trading partners whilst slathering jam/preservatives on their genitalia.

My girl and I spent last night swapping toasters last night with her best friend.

by Penetrachel December 4, 2016

computer toaster

A creation of mass destruction

Have you seen my COMPUTER TOASTER.

by Grandma finally came and now I February 10, 2017

frozen toaster

When you toast some bread, nut all over it, and then feed it to your girlfriend.

Damn, my boyfriend just gave me the best frozen toaster ever!

by lebbyz May 15, 2017

dyke toaster

a type of car in which lesbians might have sexual activities

ex. Subaru Forester

Wow, Grandma's car is a real dyke toaster.

by holy grill May 31, 2017

Titty Twister

The act of pinching someone in the nipples, and in a twsting action, get them aroused or to feel pain and humiliated

a girl gave me a titty twister, and now now it's hard and throbbing

by SCrusher1988 June 22, 2017

twat-twister

twat-twister: n. - usually a Marxist "feminist" twat, but can be any other vile cultural Marxist who twists everything men say into false "victimhood", or false "male oppression", or "rape", with the larger goals of destroying Western civilization, destroying masculinity, creating class division, and destroying the very notion of family. (contrast with "mainsplaining")

"Did you ever read any of Rebecca Solnit's essays?"

"Nah, I don't have time for any of those twat-twisters"

by barricada September 27, 2017