A "Spider Man!!" is when you are having sex with someone, doggy style. When you're about to cum, pull out and cum into your hand, and then when your partner turns around, you shout "Spider Man!!" and then fling your cum into their face.
Partner: "My boyfriend hit me with a "Spider Man!!" last night! I had no idea! How could I have not seen that coming?"
Man: "Yeah, I hit them with my new technique... THE "Spiderman!!"
Man's "friend": " Who are you?"
Man: "Yeah, I hit them with my new technique... THE "Spiderman!!"
Man's "friend": " Who are you?"
by Friendly neighborhood Faggot September 2, 2022
Get the Spider Man!!mug. Brittney walk into the room at the party and farted and said hey did anybody see that barkin spider?
by Dirtyfoot561 May 8, 2021
Get the barkin spidermug. A man who is one in a million infinities.
He is kind, empathetic, loving, gentle, intelligent, witty, funny, silly, sexy and an absolute joy to be around.
He allows you to be yourself, have your experiences and all your feelings. He accepts you for who you are and is your safe space.
He makes you laugh and gives you TMJ (from all the smiling).
And he has the longest spider legs in the universe and is as tall as a giraffe (metaphorically).
He is the man all the women want to be with but can’t (not just because his girlfriend is crazy and would obliterate them).
He is kind, empathetic, loving, gentle, intelligent, witty, funny, silly, sexy and an absolute joy to be around.
He allows you to be yourself, have your experiences and all your feelings. He accepts you for who you are and is your safe space.
He makes you laugh and gives you TMJ (from all the smiling).
And he has the longest spider legs in the universe and is as tall as a giraffe (metaphorically).
He is the man all the women want to be with but can’t (not just because his girlfriend is crazy and would obliterate them).
by The universe_actually August 13, 2025
Get the Spider Giraffemug. Spider-Man is the greatest hero of all time. He’s not the strongest or smartest but he’s always there everyday giving it his all to fight for justice and hope. No matter how bad things get or how hopeless it may seem Spider-Man gets up and keeps going. He fights for the little guy, the civilians down on our level, the ones not strong enough to defend themselves. He doesn’t do it for pay or fame he does it because with great power comes great responsibility. The best part is that he’s you and me and anyone who’s ever stood up against the odds to fight for others and help people in need. If you’ve ever helped fight the good fight on any level, in your school or around your city guess what, you are spider-man. Anyone can where the mask, you could wear the mask, it’s the heart of the person behind it that makes spider-man.
by It’s Mr.Banana November 2, 2023
Get the Spider-Manmug. by the J creater July 2, 2021
Get the Man-spidermug. Helicopters being all freaky and murderous up in the air with big evil blades the right size for death and the chop-chop slice-slice blood.
by AYYAAYYAAYYAAYYA November 12, 2014
Get the sky spidersmug. Ahh yes, the spider. An 8-legged same game multi placed with one of the various betting agencies. Generally reserved for rugby league, a spider will consist of many anytime try scorers, margins, total points over/under and team first to score.
by Oyster August 12, 2021
Get the Spidermug.