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Spider

A spider is when a skinny man is in doggy style position on his hands and feet and has a really extreme fat woman behind him in the same position forming the eight legs and she connects her face to his asshole and tounge punches it. Her fatness represents the back of the spider and the skinnyness represents the small part of the spider.
Hey have you been spidered yet
by Dingle berry stew November 4, 2015
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spider gag

a retractor guaranteeing a biteless blow job
Billy kept scraping my cock when he blew me so I put a spider gag on him. (Also good training for him to get used to face fucking!)
by anonymous August 14, 2024
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spider-dunk

To aggressively dunk cookies in a cup of milk.
"Bitch please! I can spider-dunk my oreos faster than your pussy ass!"
by italianoman March 16, 2009
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Spider-Man Arms

Arms, particularly on a woman, that are muscular enough to resemble those of the webslinging crimefighter.
Madonna's been working out too much, she's so muscular with her Spider-Man arms, it looks gross.
by stewbeef August 10, 2012
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Jamaican Barking Spider

A mythical creature on which loud farts are blamed.
Example:
*BRRRRRAP*
Dave: “Jimmy bro did you just bust ass?”
Jimmy: “Wasn’t me bro. Must be a Jamaican Barking Spider in the room.”
by Three Seventeen April 8, 2023
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Spider Fisted

When a man ejaculates onto his closed fist and then proceeds to fist a woman with that fist. Just like how male spiders use their pedipalps to inseminate a female.
Woman 1: was it good sex?
Woman 2: not really all he did was fist me with after he jizzed on his hand
Woman 1: Ohhh, you got spider fisted !
by E8Mart November 16, 2020
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Spider

The leader of the ninth realm and leader of hell
Really loves christmas dinners
1. Im sorry lord spider i didnt- akjfbOQUIEFBKJACXBKqhf
2. All hail lord spider
by Super Snis December 28, 2018
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