Tip to Taint

Defines the ultimate goal of any girl where her intent is to engulf your entire member in a near scandalous blow job.

Holly shit is Sally good; she took me tip to taint until I could feel her bottom lip on my asshole.

Tip to Taint by Angus McCracken March 26, 2020

rev my taint

When someone says rev my taint what they mean by that is they would you to use a vibrator on ones taint

Bobby: “ hey Dave wanna rev my taint”
Dave: “ no Bobby my vibrator needs batteries

rev my taint by Da real taint rev May 31, 2020

en-poh-tainment

The act of sitting on the toilet with one's smartphone.

My en-poh-tainment caused me to sit on the bog for 55 minutes

en-poh-tainment by oo great one September 26, 2020

Alexa The Two Tailed Fox_Official 

An edgy furry youtuber, who usually fights with furry haters and animation haters.

"Alexa The Two Tailed Fox_Official just hearted your comment!"

Alexa The Two Tailed Fox_Official by Alexa The Fox_Official February 11, 2021

Satan's Taint 

The area around Costco's front entrance. It's constantly jammed with:
1. People who have never "been to the big city"
2. 60 year old women who are trying to fit a new couch in the trunk of their Mazda Miata
3. People who refuse until there are no pedestrians within 75 feet.

"Dude, why are you so late?"
"Sorry bro, Costco had a sale on pork rinds and I got stuck in Satan's Taint for 30 minutes trying to get to my car"

Satan's Taint by veggieHater April 29, 2021

Riley Skin Taint 

A viscous disease that no one wants.
See; feline aids

Oh lawd have mercy she touched me. I’m gonna get the Riley skin taint

Riley Skin Taint by Sneebles May 20, 2022

Tobey's Taint 

Tobey Maguire's taint. Can be described as a default Caucasian taint, mild hairiness, pale color. Moist from time to time. Sometimes stinks.

Girl 1: Omg I wonder what Tobey's Taint is like.

Girl 2: omg Brenda you weirdo!

Tobey's Taint by Urbandictionary6911 June 16, 2022