Twat faced 

Brazen or obvious

That is such a twat faced lie Stephen!!

Twat faced by BaldRick77 November 2, 2023

Twat squat 

The female version of the teabag

I got him with the twat squat he never saw it coming.

She hit them with a quick zipper and a twat squat for the after action cam.

Twat squat by Assclap90k November 17, 2023

twat bag

Usually a woman called Debra from the midlands. She is generally very annoying and very old. She is normally retarded and speaks with tongue hanging out. She can usually be found in the window seat on the bus licking the window.

The Twat bag spoke and noone understood her was a very monotone mixture of words

twat bag by debras carer December 5, 2023

Twat-wad 

tampon or any flexible material that has been or will be placed in the vaginal canal.

Gimme a few, i need too replace my twat-wad. Or, Damn johnny has been acting like a real twat-wad lately.

Twat-wad by Dabhand420$ December 11, 2023

Twat-week 

A person who never works Monday or Friday works a TWAT week. Tuesday Wednesday and Thursday.

No point calling Jim today, it's Monday and he works a Twat-week

Twat-week by Schroomfunguy December 15, 2023

Twat-swatted 

A term used when a female interferes with another female .who is trying to hook up with a male. Synonym: Cock blocked

We were at the club the other night and I was just about to hook up with this guy when I got twat-swatted by Tabitha.

Twat-swatted by Anglmk2 January 27, 2024

Twat Twitchy 

When your vagina pulsates thinking of your ex husband of 30 plus years.

Thinking of you still makes my Twat Twitchy.

Twat Twitchy by Tina the Twat Twitcher April 3, 2024