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Hym "Oh, yeah, was that guy seriously going to try and sneak me when I went to shake his hand? That is hilarious! All because his fat wife was giving me the googly eyes. I don't even want to fuck your fat wife. You should have kept your bitch mouth shut about my weiner. Why? Because if you believed what you said about me you wouldn't be worried about me fucking your wife. Which I could do. Easily. Wouldn't even have to try. How do I know? Because I wasn't even trying I'm the first place and now look at where we are. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
Sneak by Hym Iam July 11, 2022

Seat Sneak 

On a road trip, someone who starts in the back works their way up to the front seat by complaining about their current position. They can also take the seat when your not in it, or take it by force. Choose someone with a low bullshit tolerance to drive, so that the Sneak doesn't succeed.
Did you hear Jamie? She whined the whole car ride to Missouri.

Yeah, she could have just asked to switch spots, it's too bad she was such a seat sneak about it.

God I hate her. It's a good thing I brought my pocket knife.
Seat Sneak by Shootthemonkey July 31, 2010

Jersey Sneak 

When driving, to make a left turn at an intersection just as the stoplight turns green pulling out in front of the oncoming traffic.
I'm in a rush dogg, I'm going to pull a Jersey sneak at this light.
Jersey Sneak by intlvic April 3, 2011

kkp sneak 

A style of Weed smoking, as in finding a small room like a closet and carelessly beginning to smoke.
Hey, did you hear that Danny pulled a KKP sneak over at his parents house? I heard he almost set his closet on fire.
kkp sneak by Swagger P April 15, 2015

freak in the sneak

a person who appears normal, but is really considered a "freak" to a norm or to a group of people; an abnormal person; a weird person
The kids at my school call me a freak in the sneak. People just don't understand what is like to be me. I'd give anything to be normal.
freak in the sneak by penis-mon September 29, 2009

Sneaky Pete 

To plow a girl so hard, she has total loss of all basic motor skills.
Yo, I heard that doop Damon gave her the ol' sneaky pete last night.
Sneaky Pete by Dean Bloomquist January 26, 2009