Flashbang beef patty

A condition where your vagina resembles an opened beef patty after a sex toy explodes inside the vaginal canal.

Guy 1: yoo I was getting it on with my chick last night and the vibrator I got from aliexpress blew up inside her bro
Guy 2: Shit bro she got a flashbang beef patty

by Yurboy1g April 25, 2022

off the patty

High off opioids e.g. perc

She's high off the patty and will do anything for the opp

by ADOT156 May 26, 2022

spongebob sludge patty

when at arbys and you give a handjob using horsey sauce as lube

my hoe gave me a spongebob sludge patty the other day… it was fire

by cadenhuckleberry June 7, 2022

gripping my patty

when someone calls you out for something you knowingly did but you didn’t want it to be brought up

person A: didn’t you say you didn’t like emma? so why did you hang out with her last night?

person B: not you gripping my patty

almost the same as “calling me out”

by pissy trissy August 4, 2022

Pulling A Patty

When a guy sells a girl a fantasy and she "deserves it"

Guy 1: I'm going to the movies with a girl tomorrow and then block her

Guy 2: Dang, you're pulling a patty

by rolly pollie October 29, 2022

saint on this patty

phrase coined for the college season surrounding st. patrick’s day. typically used by women to make it known that what to be railed.

girl: why don’t u saint on this patty?
boy: say less.

by reala$$b1txh March 13, 2023

Cincinnati Tuna Platter

When a female partner is so wet and they sit on a glass table top the suction and moisture does not allow them to stand up.

Your mother and I went at it so hard last night that when she sat down on the end table, she got such a bad case of the Cincinnati Tuna Platter that I had to call the fire department to break the glass so she could get to work.

by Delaware Seagull Shake August 31, 2023