baby grubbing

When someones' gripping something like a baby holds onto things. It gets real gross and grubby.

Cooper was so high, he was baby grubbing that cookie dough for hours.

by babyGrubber March 2, 2022

Rectal Baby

1) A really big turd that has moved into ones rectum and pushing to get out.

2) A big compacted poop created by having some bum loving before evacuating ones bowls.

Urgh, I think Im about to give birth to a rectal baby!

Hey Joe...I wanna have your rectal babies...

by FuzzyFrog July 26, 2010

shepherds baby

The phenomenon that occurs after one has consumed a large portion of shepherds pie, to the extent of abdominal bloating and distention that resembles pregnancy.

I ate so much of this delicious shepherds pie that I seem to have a "shepherds baby!" (Subject rubs protruding tummy)

by laceyfleece December 27, 2011

Muppet Babies

An animated spinoff of The Muppets Take Manhattan scene where Miss Piggy daydreams about what happened if she and Kermit the Frog met as babies. The show is about all the imaginary adventures the baby Muppets get in to when their Nanny isn't around, or when they're waiting for something.

Muppet Babies, we make our dreams come true!
Muppet Babies will do the same for you!

by Dee96 August 31, 2010

Baby Nicky

An adult who acts professionally most of the time but has an addiction to acting like a baby behind closed doors with friends and family he may make baby noises shake like a baby and ask baby questions

I thought Palvi was normal untill I saw her have a temper tantrum then I knew she was a baby Nicky

by The Indian God June 18, 2023

Plant babies

When you're lonely and think that plants are better than cats

"Hey, don't touch my plant babies!"

by Shortyish January 5, 2021

baby mustard

Baby mustard refers to bright yellow mustard, as opposed to Dijon mustard. (i.e. -- French's mustard)

There's no substitute for baby mustard on a hot dog. Lots of it!

by Cranberry Bob March 12, 2021