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Nobaddy

The lowest form of human life possible.

As general a term as this is, the universal relationship between all nobaddies is that all of them fail to 'do they own thang.' This means they fail to listen to their own preferences (such as clothes, music, and hobbies) as they are more concerned with others. They follow the rules set before them. Nobaddies conform in every which way so long as they feel they belong.

He fails to listen to that voice inside that says something like 'I wanna dress like James Bond.' and instead wears a polo with popped collars, sunglasses too big for his midget head, and flipflops that won't help him at all if he were to get into a fight. And the nobaddy won't be able to run away from the confrontation without losing a flipflop. Nobaddies...

The fundamental principle in distinguising a nobaddy is the 'thang factor.' Is he/she doin' his/her own thang? Or just trying to do everybaddy elses? Nobaddies are quite sleezy in this sense. The secondary principle would be realness. A nobaddy will stretch the truth if it means an entrance into the pearly gates of fame. If you don't want to be a nobaddy then remember this old saying that has died in these times: Word is bond. There's an element of reality that a nobaddy fails to see.

The origins of this term: A pure man by the name of Dominik Sikora once pointed out to me that I pronounced the word 'nobody' as 'nobaddy.' I had never noticed until then and the term had eventually evolved into this term today.
Authentic example of a somebaddy confronting a nobaddy:

Somebaddy: hey listen ya nobaddy, whats with you having conversations on facebook? you dont got msn?

Nobaddy: theyre conversations with hot girls

Somebaddy: you datin' any of 'em?

Nobaddy: seeing how i had a party saturday and they came, and i definately got farther with them then u will ever in ur entire life, so im out peace

Somebaddy: you should go out with one of them then

Nobaddy: i even stayed sober for a chick dumbass

Somebaddy: datin' her?

Nobaddy: im out peace

Somebaddy: youre a nobaddy
by Ryan Jackson December 9, 2008
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Nobis Pro Lemma Vobis means i like men.
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Noble Idiot

The one who even after someone cheats on them several times makes fun of them behind their back, and gets their heart broken too many times to count. Will still be at the door with flowers.
Guy1: I banged Tammy
Guy2: Dude, she has a boyfriend
Guy:1 Really? I'm not the only one who banged her, she was pretty hammered. What a noble idiot.
by Interdan March 5, 2009
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Nobbobber

Im Nobbin the bob for the boss to get hired into management.
by dbowney November 16, 2002
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nobshine

Bernie:Yo Deyan,Misfuds a fuckin dumb cunt.
Deyan:I know ay,wat a fuckin nobshine
by bstylz August 29, 2003
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nobshine

bernie: "yo deyan u got nob shine?"
Deyan: "no i uised the whole 5 litre packet in one go!!!"
by lol August 30, 2003
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