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ninja load

A portion of ejaculate that is discovered after due diligence is made to clean up after ones self. The location of which is usually surprising or unexpected.
"I just discovered a ninja load under the bill of my hat! I have been walking around unaware for an hour."
by Jastro February 7, 2014
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Ninja Parenting

The art of laying an infant down to sleep and leaving the room without making a sound
Dad: Did you put the lil monster in bed?
Mom: Sure did, used my Ninja Parenting skills to get out of the room without waking him!
by Malent October 23, 2014
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ninja ops

When you stealthily sneak-into your girlfriend's home after her kids have gone to sleep, so you can get some.
Man, I had to do some Ninja Ops at Michelle's house last night just so I could get some.
by Ojete April 27, 2014
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ninja battle

An intensive battle between 2 or more participants.
in which after being back to back for three seconds each "Ninja" must leap out and spin to face there opponent(s).

"Ninja's" must take there turn clockwise, the first "Ninja" to have his/her turn is the one whom is last to land after leaping.

the first turn can be any footwork or hand movment the "Ninja" wishes but it must be swift and in one direction.

the turn is then passed clockwise to the next "Ninja" and they must make there move.

when targeted or threatend by an oponetnt "Ninja's" move the other ninja can doge, it must be as swift as an attack.

falling over in a battle of "Ninja" is the same as having your hand hit by your opponent, instant dissmisal.

a "Ninja" can crouch or lay flat in order of strateigical placment, but it must be a movment and not out of turn.
The two grand Ninjas JFlux and Jlatham endured a seven hour Ninja battle in order to conclude there disspute on the ussfulness of mystical space typhoon.
by JFlux June 7, 2014
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Ninja shits

When diarrhea or mexican food sneaks up on you at a random time.
Boss: "Why weren't you at work Bob?"
Bob: "Well I was at my daughters play then i got a case of ninja shits."
by Chupa Mi Verdga August 10, 2014
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Ninja Pumpkining

When you slpooge in someones face and they get it in their eye and it burns and gets an off white yellowish necklace and you don't know who did it.
I just got boomed by that Ninja Pumpkining.

Did you get a pearl necklace?

No, well its more of an off white yellow, did you see who did it?

you don't know who did it? well it wasn;t me or I'd have laughed about it.
by Miss Teri April 10, 2015
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Ninja Bitch

You're now-ex girlfriend who pretended to be nice and sweet but then showed herself to be the most bitchy bitch in the world
Guy 1: How's your girl?
Guy 2: Not mine anymore. She's a ninja bitch
by Azden May 18, 2015
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